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sweetmotherofbuckets:

b-b-brianne:

my personal ancestor height/body type headcanon! this one is a bit harder than the young trolls because, canonically they do have different body types and heights. i tried to stick as close to canon as possible but also wanted to put my own spin on things.

signless: short and a little stocky. nothing really impressive about him.

demoness: very tall and very thin, like a supermodel. fragile, like glass.

summoner: athletic build, wiry with very good upper body strength, but skinny legs (flies everywhere!).

psionic: this one doesn’t stick very close to canon (sorry!), but my interpretation is that he would be very lithe and thin. i always imagined he was a slave of little physical exertion, fetching tea and stuff, so he never built up any muscle.

disciple: short with an average, slightly curvy build. a bit bottom heavy.

dolorosa: tall and motherly, hence the pear shape. however, she’s still on the thin side.

redglare: petite and made of sharp angles, but isn’t weak. it’s all lean muscle.

mindfang: hubba hubba. hourglass figure, as scorpio is the most sexually charged of the zodiac, and, well, you know her journals…

darkleer: STRONG LIKE BEAR. just pure power muscle. wrestles velociraptors.

grand highblood: a literal monster. he is probably one of the oldest land dwellers, so he’s had a lot of time to kind of…mutate into this utterly terrifying force of nature.

dualscar: looks like a calvin klein model. the muscle is all show, he doesn’t have any more power than is required to handle a rifle.

the condesce: average-thin, almost boyish build, with muscular legs from all the swimming.

the summoner’s horns

I love all of this but yeah agkjfdsnkds summoner, baby, what are we going to do with you